The K-man Sale - four mid-engined GT cars from blipshift

It's tough being the middle child, with your big brother soaking in GT-class wins, and your little brother off traveling the world carefree and top-down. But you've been working out with the best rennsport trainer, now ready to unleash that right-size wheelbase and right-location six-pot on the nearest apex.

The K-man Sale is available through Tuesday, September 2 @ 11:59 PM ET.

No no no, it's actually pronounced "40 grand in additional dealer-suggested add-ons." Don't worry, for an extra small charge, the dealer can hire a German linguist to sit in the rear seat and correct your mispronouncing passengers.

Introducing the newest wonder in internal combustion technology: the perpetually oiled motorcar! Simply add lubrication when you do petroleum, and it's like a fresh oil change in every tank. So long as new carport spots appear, so too will your engine wear woes disappear!

100% ceramic with a glossy finish, big 15 oz. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

Long Leaky Life Big Mug is available through Monday, September 1 @ 11:59 PM ET!