Blip Shift - April 7, 2026

The Not So Secret Sale - a double-oh of tees from blipshift

Purring up to the valet in the freshest slab of suave English...

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Purring up to the valet in the freshest slab of suave English metal isn't in the agency handbook for avoiding attention. MI6 recommends a taxi. Call it calculated centrifuge then, or the perks of a dangerous job, or just the thrill of almost getting caught, but when the baddies are on your tail, you'll be glad you went off-book and sprang for this Brit.

The Not So Secret Sale is available through Wednesday, April 8 @ 11:59 PM ET!

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For Trained Agents Only
ASTERISK BUMPER STICKER
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Spinning a donut around the Washington Monument. Drag racing on the Golden Gate bridge. Overlanding the Grand Canyon. You can use 4 wheels to do pretty much anything when you have the title of professional driver and a closed course at your disposal.

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Group B-Gone
THE FINAL LAP
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The only thing odder than its cylinder count was where those pistons were placed, shoved so far forward that the motor was practically bursting out of its four rings. With horses this powerful and grip this phenomenal, physics were but a suggestion as you ran multiple circles around your stagemates.

Run Rings is available through Tuesday, April 7 @ 11:59 PM ET.

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