We are in the middle of an enormous unplanned overstock sale. Well, we were...until Dave found out.
Word of this unhinged liquidation event was not supposed to get to our CFO, Dave. It was to be our little secret—our guilty midsummer pleasure, if you will.
But the ruse is over. Dave knows. Says he ‘saw a bunch of our weird ads,’ whatever that means. Either way, if you want access to up to 50% overstock gear, act now, before Ol’ Mr. Margins pulls the plug.
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